☀️ It’s Wednesday here on the farm, and Bella is soaking it in like the glamorous caprine queen she is. That means it’s time for another…
🐐 GOAT GOLD & WEIRDNESS WEDNESDAY! (with bonus goat horoscope!) 🌟
GOAT GOLD:
Goats sneeze to express emotion.
When they get excited—or just plain annoyed—they’ll sometimes let out little sneezes like, “Excuse you, I have thoughts.”
It’s not a tickle in the nose. It’s pure, unfiltered goat attitude. 😤🐐
WEIRDNESS:
Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins.
By slowing their heart rate, a sloth can chill underwater for up to 40 minutes, while dolphins top out around 10.
Turns out slow and steady doesn’t just win the race—it dominates the pool. 🦥🌊
Pictured: Bella, sunbathing like she owns the farm (she does). If you’re not sneezing in judgment or holding your breath dramatically, are you even living the goat life? ☀️👑🐐
🪐 BONUS: Goat Horoscope of the Week
Capri-corny Forecast:
You sense opportunity… or is that just the sound of the feed bin opening? This week, trust your hooves. Leap without warning. Startle the chickens. A mysterious wind brings change—or hay. Either way, it’s probably worth chewing on.
💫 Lucky item: whatever the other goat has.
📸 Pictured: Bella, the cutest goat we have. She’s majestic, mysterious, and mildly judging your sunbathing technique. ☀️🐐💖